WORK UPDATE…
THAT MOTHER FUCKING UGLY ASS MOOSE, ELLIOT, THE ONE THAT I WORKED WITH FINALLY GOT BOOTED. FIESTA UP IN HERE FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. OHHHH BABBYYY.
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Holy mother…
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FOR REAL.
Modest, well behaved women seldom make history…
Bitchess.
After a much extended vacation from the tumblr world, I have returned. I am certainly a force to be reckoned with. Beware….
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If your idea of a role model is somebody who’s gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I’m not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.
Megan Fox. (via boobrev)
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WTF? Some girls I swear…
WORK LIFE CONTINUED.
Okay, so remember that post I put up regarding my co-lifeguard Elliot. Well apparently his name is actually spelled Ellio….
I guess everyone has to mature. Sadly.
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no: THE WORLD OF WORK.
Okay to sum everything up, I just started lifeguarding this summer with a new co-lifeguard. This co-lifeguard of min is male, which is relatively nice after attending an all girls school for four years of my life. However, his name is Elliot. Not that it’s a bad name…
The sad reality is that my brother has an autograph from Elliot Moose, that he got when he was six years old.
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